Absolutely 100% GARENTEED mmg Winning Method

[Kashed_Up]

Ok, everyone likes or hates the mmg, and has come to hate it in the end, you WILL NOT believe me when I say 100% GARENTEED mmg strategy. Take your mind off that for a sec and look at this:

Martingale System: 1k-2k-4k-8k-16k-32k. Each time you lose, you bet double. Do this again until you win, or until you play the highest bet. Then return to the lowest bet. Example:

1. Bet 1k and win. Keep betting 1k until you lose, then bet 2k.
2. If you win the 2k, return to 1k. If you lose, then bet 4k.
3. If you win the 4k, return to 1k. If you lose, then bet 8k.
4. If you win the 8k, return to 1k. If you lose, then bet 16k.
5. If you win the 32k, return to 1k. If you lose, then also return to 1k.

And So on.... This.... LIKE ALL BETTING SYSTEMS relys on several different facts:
Martingale relys on 3 facts:
1. U have unlimited meat so u can keep doubling.
2. There is no house edge So u can't lose your meat after a certain amount of time.
3. There is not betting limit on how much u can bet.
These three facts are not true so martingale is a screwed up system.
Therefore, you are more likely (doesn't mean you will) screw over and lose all your meat.

The Next betting system is the Labouchere or “cancellation” system. To save time here I write only the number divided by 1000. Write down any series of numbers such as 1-1-1-1-1-1. Play the sum of the first and the last in the series. If you win, cancel those two numbers from the series. If you lose, add that sum to the series. For example, let us assume you start out losing three times, then winning three times:

Write down the most sensible series:
1-1-1-1-1-1.
Bet the sum of the first plus the last: $1 + $1 = $2. You lose the $2, and so you add it to the series giving:
1-1-1-1-1-1-2.
Then you bet the first plus the last: $1 + $2 = $3. You lose the $3, so add this to the series giving:
1-1-1-1-1-1-2-3.
Then bet the first plus the last: $1 + $3 = $4. You lose, so you add $4 giving:
1-1-1-1-1-1-2-3-4.
Then bet the first plus the last: $1 + $4 = $5. You win, and so you cancel the first and the last numbers giving:
1-1-1-1-1-2-3.
Next play $1 + $3 = $4 and win. Cancel again giving:
1-1-1-1-2.
Next play $1 + $2 = $3 and win giving:
1-1-1
My advice: as soon as there is nothing in the series except 1’s, might as well restart with 6 of them at step 1:
1-1-1-1-1-1.

Ok, this is good cause one win cancels out two loses, but this system relys on relatively the same facts that martingale relys on.

Ok, these are the two most common systems.

And both rely on untrue facts....

My system relys on facts again... this is UNAVOIDABLE.
My System's Facts that it relies on:
1. You are going to play KoL Until you win the amount of meat that you want.
2. You can be persistant with something, no matter how it goes.
3. You know how to read and understand my writing and common sence..

If you are all of the above read on.....

1. Write down any amount of meat that you want to earn, this number must be under 200,000,000 meat. NOTE: the higher the number, the less likely you will win it. {STILL 100% winning rate though!}

2. Halve this number (eg. 100,000,000 ... 50,000,000 ... 25,000,000) until it is as close to 1000 but still over. Eg. 1500 is ok, 750 but is not.

3. Next make sure you can earn MORE than the amount of this value. Eg. My number is 1500, so yes I can earn MORE than this amount (1500).

4. Farm for meat everyday.... deposit ALL the meat into your Closet in your campground. Withdraw the amount of meat equal to your number in step 2.

5. Go to the mmg. Bet the full amount of meat on hand (make sure it is still equal to your number from step 2).

6. If you win, bet the full amount again.

7. Repeat until U have a desireable amount.

8. There you go, you've got {amount #} meat now, congrats.

Wat? You lost ur meat? yer that happens, in step 5, if u lost or if you lost at anytime during the squenquence of bets, farm the amount of meat (I would farm 1500 meat) and try again, EVENTUALY You WILL win.... but even if you don't but you are persistant. Everytime that you farmed meat more than the amount u needed to bet, you deposited it in your closet. EVENTUALY you will have the amount you desired from just farming! So even if you don't win in the mmg, you will still get lots of meat. Like I sed, U will lose many times before u win the desired amount, but luck says you will garentee-ing-ly (is that a word?) win the amount of meat. Have fun.

Sam.

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I ll try it....
Thank u my friend!!!!

[burns14hs]

luck may say that i will garentee-ing-ly (no, it's not a word but if it was it would still be spelled incorrectly) win the amount of meat but with all your facts you forgot to mention the mathematical facts involved in your super meat-making system of awesomeness. lets check out your hypothesis mathematically:

assuming that the mmg doesn't take .1% from your winnings every time (which it does) you would need 17 wins in a row with a starting bet of 1500 meat in order to hit a goal of 196,608,000 meat... now having even one loss puts you back to 0 meat so there is no room for error here. being a 50/50 game, the odds of doing this are the same as hitting 17 heads in a row while flipping a coin.... rounded (of course) you will do this 7629 out of every 1 BILLION times you attemt it or (very) roughly 1 time in every 131,000 attempts. if you save 1500 meat a day it would only take you 358 years (yes, years) to get that 131,000th try!

taking into account that you are never guaranteed to win anything when gambling is involved, you could go significantly longer before even winning all 17 in a row. granted, you could also go shorter but 1 in 131,000 just has to even out in the long run to be true, not just once. in any event i offer the following:

coincidentally... if you saved 1500 meat 131,000 times your net worth would be 196,500,000 meat... 108,000 shy of your original gambling want. Now i CAN GUARANTEE you that if you SAVE 1500 meat 131,000 time you WILL have that meat FOR CERTAIN...


so what did we learn here today?
1)well, i guess there's proof that gambling doesn't really pay
2)your so-called guaranteed method is completely inferior to the 2 previously stated methods that you were so quick to debunk with "facts" while not providing any "facts" for your own method...

anybody who fell for that is a poor poor man...