I once kissed a Sabre-Toothed Lime and I DIDN'T like it. In fact, I didn't like it at all. Uh-huh. The dang thing's teeth tore right through my mouth, ya hear what I'm saying!
You aquire an effect :Bloody Mouth
Duration : 100000000000 Adventures
Your mouth has been ripped to shreds, and there are no doctors in the Kingdom of Loathing. It hurts a lot, and all your stats have been reduced to zero.