Items, Calamities, and Godsends

[Nikademus]

We've been bouncing around the idea of making more unique items for IDLE RPG. So, why not have some fun with it.

Come up with a cool (no pun intended) item you'd like to see. It must fall into one of the item categories present in IDLE RPG. There are 10 types of items: rings, amulets, charms, weapons, helms, tunics, gloves, leggings, shields, and boots.

Please give:
Name:
Message for the person to see:
Message for the whole channel to see


Example:
Beldock's Fiery Ring of Doom
Person:Fire and brimstone enshrouds you and burns your body and soul! You have found the level X Beldock's Fiery Ring of Doom! Your enemies will flee in horror as your burned image staggers toward them!
Channel: Fire and brimstone enshrouds (person) and burns their body and soul! (Person) found the level X Beldock's Fiery Ring of Doom!

Entries found amusing by the Coldfront staff will be added.

Or, if you just want to add a funny calamity or godsend, list those here as well!
Example:
Calamity: X was decapitated, temporarily..

[Rhaegar]

Rhaegar's ring of Rawr

As you amble along your lonely road you notice something glistening on the ground. As you reach down and touch the object, a deafening RAWR nearly knocks you over. You have found Rhaegar's Ring of Rawr! You can now deafen your enemies (and yourself) with its magical powers.

(person) bends down and scrables in the dirt in front of them as if looking for something. Suddenly an almighty RAWR echoes through the hills... (person) has stumbled across Rhaegar's Ring of Rawr!

[Kehleyr]

How about some natural disasters? They'd be kind of cool. That map has mountains and stuff, could do earthquakes and tidal waves etc. Or invasions by barbaric hordes!

iura's Amulet - Power of Yaradan
Person: You find old master's power and you feel yourself stronger and more powerful.
Channel: Increases the finder's power and defence chance.
Level: 78

[Cid]

Cid's Gunblade (Weapon)

Person:You immerse yourself in Final Fantasy lore. With all the studying and obsessing, you manage to build a model just like one you saw in a book. You have made a level X Gunblade modeled after Cid's. Your enemies will run away from the size of your blade...but when they do you can just shoot em!

Everyone: (Person) learns and obsesses on Final Fantasy lore. (Person) builds a level X Gunblade modeled after Cid's.

[Mag]

I like that gunblade one :P

[Cid]

Calamity:
(Person) has come across some cute fluffy bunnies, which have multiplied and decided to follow (Person) around. This calamity....

[Arion]

Name: Arions Staff of Pwn (weapon)
Message for the person to see: You are walking down the pathway and you see something glinting in a clump of dead pwned grass, you have found Arions Staff of Pwn
Message for the whole channel to see: You see <whoever> walking down a path in front of you and watch as he picks up a staff shining like molten silver, you gasp as you realize that <whoever> has found Arion's Staff of Pwning

Notes: heh i was tired when i wrote this so not the best of items ^^; I like staff's so i made it a staff, and i request that the item is anything over 100 =D (providing you implement it) anyway =)

Mystic's Cape of Homelessness(Tunic)
Person: You feel cold and damp, as the rain soaks through to your bone you realise you've been kicked out of your parents basement! Youve found the Level X Mystic's Cape of Homelessness, strangers will flee in disgust when they smell a strong odour that resembles cat-wee.
Channel:(Person) Gets cold and damp, they realise they have been kicked out of their parents basement! and are now homeless! they found the level X Mystic's Cape of Homelessness!

[Cid]

Calamity:

(Person) has come across DJArion ranting about people quitting when realm tournaments are going on. This calamity...