New trophies.

Dyynamo · June 15th, 2007, 09:17 AM

O.K. guys, post your ideas for new trophies here.

Make your entry look like this:
Trophy Name: blahhh
What you need to do to get it: go blahhh

Okay, here is mine:

Trophy Name: There's a hole in my 0-Zone!
What you need to do to get it: Use 100 cans of hair spray.

MrsWoman2 · June 15th, 2007, 02:53 PM

Trophy name: TEH 1337357 4DV3N7UR3R
Get it by: Killing 150+ of each Orc Chasm monster and wasting a total of at least 800 turns there (cumulative over ascensions).

You are entitled to "TEH 1337357 4DV3N7UR3R" trophy for wasting an 485urd 4m0un7 0f 7im3 47 teh 0rc Ch45m. OMG!
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Trophy name: Arrogant Worm Cup
Get it by: combining big rock, ent cider, stale chow mein, meat stack, nail-driving machine, obliterated monster truck, and nerd glasses and eating the result (all references to the Arrogant Worms' album "Dirt." They are Canadian folk singers).

You're entitled to the Arrogant Worm Cup, for eating the most disgusting album casserole ever.

Dyynamo · June 18th, 2007, 11:38 AM

O.K., I forgot to add something to the trophy.

Trophy Name: There's a hole in my 0-Zone!
What you need to do to get it: Use 100 cans of hair spray.

As you enter the Trophy Hut, you notice that the trophy installer is currently on fire. "Congratulations, Adventurer! You have doomed our planet to 965 years of darkness-I mean fire."

the 965 years of darkness is a refrence to a kid's show called Shaolin Showdown.

MrsWoman2 · June 21st, 2007, 01:38 PM

Oh yeah, they always rounded it up to 1000. I like that show.
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Trophy: I'm coming, Elizabeth! Or maybe not.
Get it by eating at least 100 of each (implemented) Evil Golden Arches item.

"You're entitled to the 'I'm coming, Elizabeth! Or maybe not' trophy for consuming enough evil grease to give you a heart attack that would send you through all eleven circles of hell at once. It also comes with a year's supply of nitroglycering tablets, free!"

Pufflocke · November 25th, 2007, 07:49 PM

Trophy-Arboreal Purgatory
Joke Filename:She_still_lives_outlander
Qualifications-Spend 200 (or maybe 150) turns in the Hedge Maze.
"You're entitled to the 'Arboreal Purgatory' trophy for being so completely lost that I'm surprised you made it here"

The filename is a "Children of the Corn" joke, and the whole trophy is in reference to how masochistic you'd have to be to get it.

June 15th, 2007, 09:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Dyynamo Luke warm Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 8	New trophies. O.K. guys, post your ideas for new trophies here. Make your entry look like this: Trophy Name: blahhh What you need to do to get it: go blahhh Okay, here is mine: Trophy Name: There's a hole in my 0-Zone! What you need to do to get it: Use 100 cans of hair spray.

June 15th, 2007, 02:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
MrsWoman2 Freezer fresh Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 176	Trophy name: TEH 1337357 4DV3N7UR3R Get it by: Killing 150+ of each Orc Chasm monster and wasting a total of at least 800 turns there (cumulative over ascensions). You are entitled to "TEH 1337357 4DV3N7UR3R" trophy for wasting an 485urd 4m0un7 0f 7im3 47 teh 0rc Ch45m. OMG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trophy name: Arrogant Worm Cup Get it by: combining big rock, ent cider, stale chow mein, meat stack, nail-driving machine, obliterated monster truck, and nerd glasses and eating the result (all references to the Arrogant Worms' album "Dirt." They are Canadian folk singers). You're entitled to the Arrogant Worm Cup, for eating the most disgusting album casserole ever. __________________ Keep it cool , as always. -MrsWoman2

June 21st, 2007, 01:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
MrsWoman2 Freezer fresh Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 176	Oh yeah, they always rounded it up to 1000. I like that show. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trophy: I'm coming, Elizabeth! Or maybe not. Get it by eating at least 100 of each (implemented) Evil Golden Arches item. "You're entitled to the 'I'm coming, Elizabeth! Or maybe not' trophy for consuming enough evil grease to give you a heart attack that would send you through all eleven circles of hell at once. It also comes with a year's supply of nitroglycering tablets, free!" __________________ Keep it cool , as always. -MrsWoman2

November 25th, 2007, 07:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Pufflocke Luke warm Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7	How's This? Trophy-Arboreal Purgatory Joke Filename:She_still_lives_outlander Qualifications-Spend 200 (or maybe 150) turns in the Hedge Maze. "You're entitled to the 'Arboreal Purgatory' trophy for being so completely lost that I'm surprised you made it here" The filename is a "Children of the Corn" joke, and the whole trophy is in reference to how masochistic you'd have to be to get it.

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June 18th, 2007, 11:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
Dyynamo Luke warm Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 8	O.K., I forgot to add something to the trophy. Trophy Name: There's a hole in my 0-Zone! What you need to do to get it: Use 100 cans of hair spray. As you enter the Trophy Hut, you notice that the trophy installer is currently on fire. "Congratulations, Adventurer! You have doomed our planet to 965 years of darkness-I mean fire." the 965 years of darkness is a refrence to a kid's show called Shaolin Showdown.

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