Ideas for new weapons

IRuleSoMuch · February 1st, 2007, 05:56 PM

1. chrome whip: gains to familiar weight (chrome meatstack+cool whip)
2. Sauce Staff: meat gain, more adventures, +30 spell damage (chrome staff+scrumptious reagent)(Bonus for Sauceorers only!)
3. Leech axe: meat gain, (asbestos meat+meat vortex+drywall axe)
4. Prank Master staff:extra damage, more meat, summon joke item every time (Chattering teeth+handbuzzer+rubber emo roe+chrome staff)
5. Infected sword: extra damage, give your enemy the disease, can cast gray plague every 10 rollovers on another player, extra damage. (asbestos ore, disease, chrome sword)

Feel free to post your own ideas.

IRuleSoMuch · February 2nd, 2007, 06:09 PM

and another: holy sh** staff! causes extra damage, and it has a funny name.
(bat gauno+scroll of healing+chrome staff)

The Grim Reaper · June 28th, 2007, 12:49 AM

how bout the crazy bitch sword!
same thing as crazy bastard but for girls

dragonblaz9 · July 3rd, 2007, 11:31 AM

... do you know how wrong what you just said is?...

The Grim Reaper · July 5th, 2007, 10:40 AM

wow its a weapon in kol, its amazing that you have no idea what's a crazy bastard sword is huh? I think you're in the wrong thread or something. Im just giving my thoughts to the dtt. And i just happend to think of the crazy bastard sword, and what a bout bitch huh
so i thought of the crazy bitch sword... and you come along criticizing people i dont even think you know what im talking about.. so go back to you own buisness and lets people post their thoughts on threads ok? also irulesomuch holy sh** staff. my points is to stop criticizing people. you dont even belong on this thread

Clackling · July 9th, 2007, 01:35 PM

Enough flaming everywhere you go, Grim. Play nice, or don't play at all.

dragonblaz9 · August 4th, 2007, 05:26 PM

here are some more new suggestions!

there could be a drop from the orange juice boss called: pure concentrated vitamin D: food
cooking ingredient
cocktailcrafting ingredient
smithing ingredient

and you could make it into...

beer bong+pure concentrated vitamin C(which I will now refer to as pcvc)=5000% vitamin C Bong
power:250
moxie required:89
(1-handed juice funnel)

+4hot damage
+4cold damage
+4sleaze damage
+4spooky damage
+1stench damage
+15 ranged damage
enemy will always go first(they can smell the pcvc from 60 miles away... and so can you)

(insert any booze bottle here)+pcvc= sunny C
power:125
muscle required: 59
1-handed juice bottle
+10 hot damage
+10Stench damage
+5 melee damage
(note:you are meatpasting this one not smithing)

pcvc+giant foam finger= giant vitamin C finger
power:190
muscle required:65
1-handed finger
+5 hot damage
+15 stench damage
damage resistance:7
note: all the rest are smithing

stench wad+pcvc=dcvc (d stands for diluted)+heavy sword hilt=
contaminated orange juice sword
power:210
muscle required:86
2-handed...thing
+30 stench damage
2% chance of making the opponent miss a turn due to extremely bad smell

not bad huh?

funkmasterjim54 · August 6th, 2007, 09:53 PM

Troll Katars: flaming talons+enchanted brass knuckles
Power:140
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Melee Damage
Sword of the Gentleman: Drowsy Sword + Cheap Wind-up clock
Power:230
+7% All Stats
+15 Melee Damage
skips your first turn(spent bowing to oppnent)
Perhaps make the broken sword a one-time item and have a side quest to restore it

dragonblaz9 · August 8th, 2007, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Grim Reaper

wow its a weapon in kol, its amazing that you have no idea what's a crazy bastard sword is huh? I think you're in the wrong thread or something. Im just giving my thoughts to the dtt. And i just happend to think of the crazy bastard sword, and what a bout bitch huh
so i thought of the crazy bitch sword... and you come along criticizing people i dont even think you know what im talking about.. so go back to you own buisness and lets people post their thoughts on threads ok? also irulesomuch holy sh** staff. my points is to stop criticizing people. you dont even belong on this thread

What I mean is, most people don't think of bastard as a bad word compared to bitch, crazy I know but people have called me bastard before since its not really a bad word but, nobody has called any girls I know a bitch.plus Irulesomuch put asterisks in the name

Stradivari · August 13th, 2007, 07:28 PM

I guess a weapon that could help mystical types save up on mana points...

how about:

Eye-Beam Generator : This little contraption allows it's wearers to generate a destructive force from their eyes by ringing their hands about them.

Power: 0
2h Trivially real weapon
myst needed: 80

+ 75 - 125 hot/cold/sleaze/spooky/stench damage
-1 MP per attack
mysticism is used for weapon accuracy

or somewhere in the likes of that

February 1st, 2007, 05:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
IRuleSoMuch Room temp Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 35	Ideas for new weapons 1. chrome whip: gains to familiar weight (chrome meatstack+cool whip) 2. Sauce Staff: meat gain, more adventures, +30 spell damage (chrome staff+scrumptious reagent)(Bonus for Sauceorers only!) 3. Leech axe: meat gain, (asbestos meat+meat vortex+drywall axe) 4. Prank Master staff:extra damage, more meat, summon joke item every time (Chattering teeth+handbuzzer+rubber emo roe+chrome staff) 5. Infected sword: extra damage, give your enemy the disease, can cast gray plague every 10 rollovers on another player, extra damage. (asbestos ore, disease, chrome sword) Feel free to post your own ideas.

July 3rd, 2007, 11:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
dragonblaz9 Room temp Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 22	... do you know how wrong what you just said is?... __________________

July 5th, 2007, 10:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
The Grim Reaper Luke warm Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 8	wow its a weapon in kol, its amazing that you have no idea what's a crazy bastard sword is huh? I think you're in the wrong thread or something. Im just giving my thoughts to the dtt. And i just happend to think of the crazy bastard sword, and what a bout bitch huh so i thought of the crazy bitch sword... and you come along criticizing people i dont even think you know what im talking about.. so go back to you own buisness and lets people post their thoughts on threads ok? also irulesomuch holy sh** staff. my points is to stop criticizing people. you dont even belong on this thread Last edited by The Grim Reaper : July 5th, 2007 at 10:46 AM.

July 9th, 2007, 01:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Clackling KoL Site Manager Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 316	Enough flaming everywhere you go, Grim. Play nice, or don't play at all. __________________

August 4th, 2007, 05:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
dragonblaz9 Room temp Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 22	here are some more new suggestions! there could be a drop from the orange juice boss called: pure concentrated vitamin D: food cooking ingredient cocktailcrafting ingredient smithing ingredient and you could make it into... beer bong+pure concentrated vitamin C(which I will now refer to as pcvc)=5000% vitamin C Bong power:250 moxie required:89 (1-handed juice funnel) +4hot damage +4cold damage +4sleaze damage +4spooky damage +1stench damage +15 ranged damage enemy will always go first(they can smell the pcvc from 60 miles away... and so can you) (insert any booze bottle here)+pcvc= sunny C power:125 muscle required: 59 1-handed juice bottle +10 hot damage +10Stench damage +5 melee damage (note:you are meatpasting this one not smithing) pcvc+giant foam finger= giant vitamin C finger power:190 muscle required:65 1-handed finger +5 hot damage +15 stench damage damage resistance:7 note: all the rest are smithing stench wad+pcvc=dcvc (d stands for diluted)+heavy sword hilt= contaminated orange juice sword power:210 muscle required:86 2-handed...thing +30 stench damage 2% chance of making the opponent miss a turn due to extremely bad smell not bad huh? __________________

February 2nd, 2007, 06:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
IRuleSoMuch Room temp Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 35	and another: holy sh** staff! causes extra damage, and it has a funny name. (bat gauno+scroll of healing+chrome staff)

June 28th, 2007, 12:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
The Grim Reaper Luke warm Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 8	how bout the crazy bitch sword! same thing as crazy bastard but for girls

August 6th, 2007, 09:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
funkmasterjim54 Luke warm Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 4	Troll Katars: flaming talons+enchanted brass knuckles Power:140 +10 Hot Damage +10 Melee Damage Sword of the Gentleman: Drowsy Sword + Cheap Wind-up clock Power:230 +7% All Stats +15 Melee Damage skips your first turn(spent bowing to oppnent) Perhaps make the broken sword a one-time item and have a side quest to restore it

August 13th, 2007, 07:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
Stradivari Luke warm Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1	I guess a weapon that could help mystical types save up on mana points... how about: Eye-Beam Generator : This little contraption allows it's wearers to generate a destructive force from their eyes by ringing their hands about them. Power: 0 2h Trivially real weapon myst needed: 80 + 75 - 125 hot/cold/sleaze/spooky/stench damage -1 MP per attack mysticism is used for weapon accuracy or somewhere in the likes of that __________________ Where... Am... I... ?...

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