Ideas for new familiars

[MrsWoman2]

Oh! I just remembered another. One for each low-level area, as well as more for the ascension areas:
LOWLEVEL
Pantry: Possessed Can of Beans & Weenies (Empty can+ beans+ Knob Sausage+ Razor sharp can lid+ spooky nuggets)
Cobb's Knob: Friendly Knob Goblin (Get adventure triggered by wearing Knob Goblin Elite Guard outfit, being on steroids, and having some sort of effect from a Knob Goblin item, then feed Baby Knob Goblin twinkly nuggets [by using former])
Animated Sleazeball: (Spider web+ asshat+ bottle of mad train+ sleaze nuggets)

ASCENSION
Domesticated Bugbear: (Get two special adventures, come in specific order; latter must be wearing bubear outfit)
Lumberjacking Elf: (Get special adventure; must be wearing OK LUMBERJACK outfit)
Helpful cyborg gnome (Get special adventure; must be in Clockwork Guise)

The bugbear would theoretically actually be easier than the others, despite needing two adventures, because the outfit is somewhat easier to get from personal experience

[gantor the manly]

isn't there already a bugbear familiar, from mr. store last year i think.
the one that does neat stuff but uses MP.

[MrsWoman2]

Of course ther is, but thats a PYGMY bugbear SHAMAN. I'm talking about a typiical, normal, generic bugbear.

[gantor the manly]

It makes sense, but you'd have to find some way to make it worth doing like the alternate gravy fairies. and you'd have to make it inferior to the mr. store familiar (which is pretty hard) because the people who paid good money for the old one would have to be satisfied they didn't get ripped off.

[Darkrift]

I highly doubt that Jick would ever institute another Bug Bear familiar.

[MrsWoman2]

Well, what do YOU suggest for muscle signs?

Seriously, I'm curious.

[Janey Raincloud]

Maybe, as a complete rip off of Office Space, have a red stapler familiar, who staples your enemies for damage and heals hp. Equipment: gold staples

[dragonblaz9]

penyeti egg= remainders of dead yetis and the penguin mafia mutated by the hermit(oops you didn't hear that...) When you put the egg in terrarium a half-yeti baby half-miniature mafia penguin emerges and the yeti part is trying to restrain itself from ripping out the other side's stomach and the penguin side is trying to restrain itself from kneecapping the other side then after a while it settles down and starts handing all of your other familiars contracts and protect the yeti signs.

[Dyynamo]

A spock-in-the-box

Heal: <name> pops out of his box and says "There is no time to get you to the sick bay!". Suddenly a shiny beam teleports a pill into your mouth. You swallow it, and you feel much better!

Stun/delevel: <name> pops out of his box and points out how illogical your opponent's behavior is, and then your opponent starts crying.


Statgain/itemgain/afterbattle meatgain: <name> pops out of his box and beams you (and the monster's suitcase- did I mention he/she/it had a suitcase? well, he/she/it did) up. You dissapear in a swirl of glitter. Ooooh, pretty! You gain 20 (substat) and an (item)one that is usually dropped by the monster)

Inbattle meatgain:<name> remembers how the captain got all of the action, and suddenly gets quite a lot of meat. you gain some (meat)

or

<name> pops out and tells you to live long and prosper. Since he's not healing you, it doesn't affect your lifespan, but you do prosper. Immediately. You gain some (meat)
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Most refrences courtesy of MrsWoman2

[Dyynamo]

A Rubber Band ball. You need to use a giant rubber band with 100 normal rubber bands in your inventory.

A flaming rubber band ball. have the rubber band ball hatchling in your inventory and adventure in the outskirts of the cobb knob until you get the kiss the chef adventure. promptly kiss the chef.

There should also be a frozen one, a stinky one, a spooky, and a sleazy.