Math/Engineer/Computer Science/etc Jokes

Ne0v001 · February 25th, 2006, 09:59 PM

An engineer, a mathematician, and a computer scientist are all on vacation.

Their car stalls, and they pull to the side of the road.

The mathematician says, "Hey, I saw a gas station back there, let's go back and get some help"

The engineer says, "Why not pop the hood, and see if I can fix the engine?"

Then, the computer scientist said, "Why don't we just open all of the doors, then slam them shut and see if everything works again?"

yeah... kinda lame

Real · March 2nd, 2006, 08:11 PM

i think that Computer tech is the same one that's messing up my system at work, but one question: did he ask for $110 up front for reading the fax support request with another $110 per hour consultancy charged at 15 minute increments for re-installing xp service pack 2 which must be the answer to every problem :P

LordXenophon · March 29th, 2006, 05:39 PM

An optimist sees a glass that's half full.
A pessimist sees a glass that's half empty.
An engineer sees a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

February 25th, 2006, 09:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ne0v001 Room temp Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 17	Math/Engineer/Computer Science/etc Jokes An engineer, a mathematician, and a computer scientist are all on vacation. Their car stalls, and they pull to the side of the road. The mathematician says, "Hey, I saw a gas station back there, let's go back and get some help" The engineer says, "Why not pop the hood, and see if I can fix the engine?" Then, the computer scientist said, "Why don't we just open all of the doors, then slam them shut and see if everything works again?" yeah... kinda lame

March 2nd, 2006, 08:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
Real Freezer fresh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 111	i think that Computer tech is the same one that's messing up my system at work, but one question: did he ask for $110 up front for reading the fax support request with another $110 per hour consultancy charged at 15 minute increments for re-installing xp service pack 2 which must be the answer to every problem :P __________________

March 29th, 2006, 05:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
LordXenophon Room temp Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 46	An optimist sees a glass that's half full. A pessimist sees a glass that's half empty. An engineer sees a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. __________________ Find cards for Galactic Empires and other CCG's at Lord Xenophon's Card Shop Enter the Vault of the Forgotten Page

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