Jokes...can we have jokes here? - Page 2

Osiris · March 17th, 2005, 02:30 PM

TOPIC REVIVER!!!!!!!!!

>:O

wexer9 · March 17th, 2005, 08:24 PM

Those are sure crappy jokes.

LordXenophon · March 18th, 2005, 03:40 PM

Light bulb joke

LordXenophon · April 11th, 2005, 05:16 PM

Why do TIE figters scream as the fly through space?

They miss their mother ship!

moxie_bandit · May 17th, 2005, 03:38 PM

irish man walks into a library

irishman:can i have a pint plz?

librarian:excuse me sir but this is a library!

irishman

h sorry, (whispers) can i have a pint plz

harr harr some of my friends didnt get that one

moxie_bandit · May 17th, 2005, 03:40 PM

here is a good site for jokes www.funny.com

LordXenophon · May 19th, 2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:

irish man walks into a library

irishman:can i have a pint plz?

librarian:excuse me sir but this is a library!

irishman

h sorry, (whispers) can i have a pint plz

harr harr some of my friends didnt get that one

None of the undergrads would get it here. You can't shush anybody in the library anymore!

TheLePrAcHaUn · June 11th, 2005, 02:48 AM

hmm try this what did the mexican man name his children
whosa and whosb

LordXenophon · June 12th, 2005, 04:15 PM

Q: What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

A: Beer nuts are $1.39. Deer nuts are under a buck.

Veldrin · June 26th, 2005, 08:05 AM

A man is sightseeing in ireland and he is just randomly walking around the hills and valleys when he comes upon a house. Its one of the most beautiful houses hes ever seen. He marvels for a while and continues on. Later he comes upon a dock. It looks to be one of the finest docks ever. He can hardly believe there arn't people flocking to it. Even further into his walk he comes upon a goat. He looks at the goat and just thinks its a random goat as he walks past it. He finally comes upon a pub and walks in. Sitting alone in the bar is a man. He wants a drink but there is no bartender when suddenly the man asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes and the man grabs two beers from behind the bar and sits down and drinks with him. They talk and a little later the guy says "Where is the bartender? I havnt paid for a single drink." The man who was giving him the beers replys "I'm the bartender. I built this pub but no one shows up." Astonished our sightseer replys "No one shows up? This is one of the best pubs I have ever seen!" "Yes well I built this bar, but no one calls me McGregor the bar builder. Did you happen to pass a house on way here? Sure you did it was on the way. I built that house with my bare hands and it is rivaled by no other, but do people call me McGregor the house builder? No. You should also have come upon a dock. Sturdiest dock in the land. It can hold more weight then any dock in ireland, but do people call me McGregor the dock builder? No. But you fuck one goat...."

March 17th, 2005, 02:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
Osiris Icy slush Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 498	TOPIC REVIVER!!!!!!!!! >:O __________________ Roses are red. Violets are blue. Come near me and I\'ll kick your ass.

March 17th, 2005, 08:24 PM	#12 (permalink)
wexer9 Room temp Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 48	Those are sure crappy jokes. __________________ Roses are red, violets are blue. Come close to me, and i\'ll kick you. If Giles see you, he\'ll kick you too.

April 11th, 2005, 05:16 PM	#14 (permalink)
LordXenophon Cool breeze Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 90	Why do TIE figters scream as the fly through space? They miss their mother ship! __________________ Things are impossible only until they're not. President Obama brings change to the Salvation Army Yellow Dawn in Pocket D Cleanliness is next to impossible

May 17th, 2005, 03:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
moxie_bandit Room temp Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 14	irish man walks into a library irishman:can i have a pint plz? librarian:excuse me sir but this is a library! irishmanh sorry, (whispers) can i have a pint plz harr harr some of my friends didnt get that one

June 11th, 2005, 02:48 AM	#18 (permalink)
TheLePrAcHaUn Room temp Join Date: May 2005 Location: texas Posts: 10	hmm try this what did the mexican man name his children whosa and whosb __________________ They LePrAcHaUn rules u all and Your Mom

March 18th, 2005, 03:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
LordXenophon Cool breeze Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 90	Light bulb joke

May 17th, 2005, 03:40 PM	#16 (permalink)
moxie_bandit Room temp Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 14	here is a good site for jokes www.funny.com

June 12th, 2005, 04:15 PM	#19 (permalink)
LordXenophon Cool breeze Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 90	Q: What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? A: Beer nuts are $1.39. Deer nuts are under a buck. __________________ Things are impossible only until they're not. President Obama brings change to the Salvation Army Yellow Dawn in Pocket D Cleanliness is next to impossible

June 26th, 2005, 08:05 AM	#20 (permalink)
Veldrin Room temp Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 21	A man is sightseeing in ireland and he is just randomly walking around the hills and valleys when he comes upon a house. Its one of the most beautiful houses hes ever seen. He marvels for a while and continues on. Later he comes upon a dock. It looks to be one of the finest docks ever. He can hardly believe there arn't people flocking to it. Even further into his walk he comes upon a goat. He looks at the goat and just thinks its a random goat as he walks past it. He finally comes upon a pub and walks in. Sitting alone in the bar is a man. He wants a drink but there is no bartender when suddenly the man asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes and the man grabs two beers from behind the bar and sits down and drinks with him. They talk and a little later the guy says "Where is the bartender? I havnt paid for a single drink." The man who was giving him the beers replys "I'm the bartender. I built this pub but no one shows up." Astonished our sightseer replys "No one shows up? This is one of the best pubs I have ever seen!" "Yes well I built this bar, but no one calls me McGregor the bar builder. Did you happen to pass a house on way here? Sure you did it was on the way. I built that house with my bare hands and it is rivaled by no other, but do people call me McGregor the house builder? No. You should also have come upon a dock. Sturdiest dock in the land. It can hold more weight then any dock in ireland, but do people call me McGregor the dock builder? No. But you fuck one goat...."

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