Other than an
Oriental Adventurers ripoff, we seem to be missing a volcano. Yeah, I know that Hey Deze is essentially the fire element zone in the game, but I
really want to see you face some Volcano Girls and see a reference to the song (pretty lame, but, I figure that's the sort of comment to make freely here). I mean, come on, where's the volcano?
Lovecraftian Nastiness: What can I say? More is better.
Pog-Sothoth: A monstrous entity that hurls various discs at you causing you to take various elemental damage. An obvious pun on the 'pog phenomena' some young children had in the 90's. Drops could include pogs for elemental attacks.
Hot Yiggity Dog: A monster, based off of Yigg, that will ocassionally say yiggity-yiggity-yiggity and do other things quaqmireish (perhaps found in a quag or mire)?
Other, less cool, stuff:
Mnemonic Possession: A nice chance to mock the movie
Johnny Mnemonic and the acting of Keaneu Reeves ... who could pass that up?
Gorelust Weapon:
* Strikes like some monstrous mother of a world-spanning web!
* Chills your enemy's soul ominously describing cataclysmic heatwaves.
* Arcs electric, like the power source of those meatcars that no one buys, but ought to.
* Urges you to vote Blue!
* Grows angry at all the crimson vicera it sees! Roll Tide? It thinks not!
Odiferi: (Odiferus = singular) a stench-based populace feuding with the Freebreezians. These are some of the peoples that inhabit Themthar Hills.
Field of Kreamed Corn: Possible fun references both to the band Korn and any of the silly Children of the Corn movies. It's just too easy.
Freebreezians: An elf-like population of toga-wearing sissies that think their sh!t don't stink. Feuding with the short, squaty Odiferi. Their abilities are of stench resistance, starching powders, and pomp-pomp.
Jed Clampeti: An off-shoot of the Oderifi and Freebreezians that went off on their own to begin a breeding program to unleash the power of their meta-fluorians--the infective organisms that resulted from imbibing impure fluids. You must never mix the fluids! ... Communists putting fluorine in the water. The Jed Clampeti live in Themthar Hills near the Mutatious Mountains.
Khut'thruyu: A weapon harvested from the innards of the nameless thing from out of space that should not be. Beware, this drains HP, love. Craft such as this is attributed to mountains of mad train wine, guzzled by a mouth of madness. No, R'lyeh, watchout. (when the weapon critically hits, it drains HP, but does melee damage scaling with the monster's level).
Babbling I am. Oh well, too bad.
