View Single Post
Old October 13th, 2007, 03:55 PM   #18 (permalink)
Lord Dracogangake
Room temp
 
Lord Dracogangake's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 10
Lord Dracogangake is on a distinguished road
Default

IF there's an Orc Chasm, then.....
Noob park-
|=|4Ck!nG noob:
description- This is a noob, training in the arts of |=|4Ck!nG. Hurry up and beat the Cr4p out of H!m b3fore he PWNSJ00!
attacks-
He hacks at you with his computer. Now you've got pixels and wires all over your wound.

He wield his keyboard like a sword, and slashes at you. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!!!!!! (the words on the keyboard in order from left to right, top to down.)

He summons the 1337 H4xX0r to beat you with a magical smackdown. Now your all PWN3d.
Misses-
He Hacks at you with his computer, but got tangled up in the wires, and you laugh at him so hard he forgot to look 1337.

He tries to slash at you with his keyboard, but forgets if E or R is the fourth letter on the keyboard.

He summons the 1337 |=|4xX0r to beat a magical smackdown onto you, but he still beated the n008 up for not being 1337.

Nooby noob-
Description- This is a noob. Just a noob. Heh, I'll bet he can't even make one wad of meat paste.

Attacks- He places you on his computer, and spins it extremely violently.
You woke up 2 minutes later with vomit all over your shirt.

He started typing up a URL on his PC, averted his eyes, and threw the screen in your face. You lost about half of your memory due to the sick, unnatural process that is shown on the website. (sleaze damage)

He started talking to you in noob. OMG! Ur earz R bleeding! LOL!!! C U L8!

Misses- He tries to place you in his computer, but you talk at him in binary so that he got confused and started reading a book about binary.
He was about to type up the URL of a sick website, but got distracted by on of those ads that they post on popular websites.
He tries to nub takl u, but u |=|4xX0r 74lK 8@cK 4t H!m. N008!!

I'll finish the rest later.
__________________
You are not allowed to click the eggs. You are not allowed to click the eggs. You are not allowed to click the eggs. You are not allo-ah, what the heck, click the eggs.
Lord Dracogangake is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote