[MrsWoman2]

That's actually a pretty damn good idea. Only, instead of how the chameleon behaves, he should be able to do something without equipment besides sit around eating.

Ive also been meaning to suggest a drug addict familiar, that acts different depending on which drug it had last.

Drugs/effects:
Goofballs= Hyper (Attacks, incapacitates, item/meat drops)
Herbal brownies= Hippyish (Restores MP, increases statgains, thinks it's a chicken in a barnyard [inspired by my dad's reaction to a Frank Zappa concert when he was a teen and on pot])
Steroids= Muscular w/ a side of organ failure (Attacks, stuns, buffs, and restores HP extra-powerfully, but acts less frequently due to its constant organ failure.
Can't think of anymore right now, since I can't remember any more drugs that are on kol