[Jherid]

I'm anticipating Pirates of the Burning Sea more than you because, quite obviously, you are simply unable to anticipate a game the way I do. The way I, the greatest, most feared, and obviously most handsome lad ever to set foot upon this suffering world, anticipate Pirates of the Burning Seas. None of your minds is capable to feel as I do! None of your feelings will ever come as close to my endless yearning for this game! And you know why?! I will tell you, puny mortals.

I lost my eyepatch!

and I'm sure this game would really make up for that loss.. It was a really nice eyepatch you know, with a hole in it so I could still see. I even wore it at my best friends pirate party!

*snif* I miss you, eyepatch..