- A dyslexic walks into a bra...
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-There's two muffins in an oven and one looks over at the other and says, "Man, it's getting hot in here." The other turns and says, "OH, MY GOD IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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-What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
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-Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
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'Ar, 'ar, 'ar. Those jokes kill me.
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