A man is sightseeing in ireland and he is just randomly walking around the hills and valleys when he comes upon a house. Its one of the most beautiful houses hes ever seen. He marvels for a while and continues on. Later he comes upon a dock. It looks to be one of the finest docks ever. He can hardly believe there arn't people flocking to it. Even further into his walk he comes upon a goat. He looks at the goat and just thinks its a random goat as he walks past it. He finally comes upon a pub and walks in. Sitting alone in the bar is a man. He wants a drink but there is no bartender when suddenly the man asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes and the man grabs two beers from behind the bar and sits down and drinks with him. They talk and a little later the guy says "Where is the bartender? I havnt paid for a single drink." The man who was giving him the beers replys "I'm the bartender. I built this pub but no one shows up." Astonished our sightseer replys "No one shows up? This is one of the best pubs I have ever seen!" "Yes well I built this bar, but no one calls me McGregor the bar builder. Did you happen to pass a house on way here? Sure you did it was on the way. I built that house with my bare hands and it is rivaled by no other, but do people call me McGregor the house builder? No. You should also have come upon a dock. Sturdiest dock in the land. It can hold more weight then any dock in ireland, but do people call me McGregor the dock builder? No. But you fuck one goat...."
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